The "Useless Facts" Tee
$25.00
Is your brain a beautifully curated museum of non-essential knowledge? Do you find yourself prioritizing the history of the spork over remembering your own birthday? Welcome to the club.
This shirt is for the footnote-finders, the deep-divers, and the professional rabbit-hole explorers. It's a badge of honor, crafted from ultra-soft material worthy of a long evening of research.
We proudly partner with a local St. Louis print shop to bring these designs to life.
Sizing & Specs
A modern, unisex fit that feels like a well-loved favorite from day one. Please consult the size chart to find your perfect fit.
- Material: [Placeholder: e.g., "An ultra-soft blend of 52% combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester from Bella+Canvas."]
- Fit: Retail fit, runs true to size.
- Construction: Crew neck, cover-stitched collar and sleeves.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life. Do not iron directly on the design.
Returns & Exchanges
We want to make sure you love your new gear! Here’s how our policy works for this special pre-order event:
- During the 72-Hour Pre-Order Window: Need to change a size or cancel your order? No problem at all! Just reply to your confirmation email with your request, and we will get it sorted out for you, no questions asked.
- After the Pre-Order Window Closes: Once the 72-hour window is over, all sales become final. At this point, your shirt is already in the queue with our local print partner and is being made specifically for you. Therefore, we cannot offer refunds or exchanges for size after this period. Please double-check the size chart before the window closes!
- Damaged or Incorrect Items: If your item arrives misprinted, damaged, or is not what you ordered, please contact us at [Your Support Email] within 7 days of delivery with a photo of the issue, and we will make it right immediately.